Celebrity Zendaya

trinus

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gsyguy

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damn thought i would see the goods in the series 2 of Euphoria when every one had to strip naked, she didn't ..not even one item of clothing.. let down big time, she's a teaser, or old saying a prick teaser...fine if you like that..
 

ianmoone332000

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damn thought i would see the goods in the series 2 of Euphoria when every one had to strip naked, she didn't ..not even one item of clothing.. let down big time, she's a teaser, or old saying a prick teaser...fine if you like that..
Yeah she could even have shown her ass or something in that scene. She wont want to go topless cause shes not got any tits really. Everyones stripping off to make the scene real and she refuses to show anything. So much for solidarity
 

Bobby.

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Lets be honest though. Is she even hot?. You could walk down your high street and see girls hotter than her tbh. Its just because she is famous.
Seeing as we're being honest: She's hotter than your Mom but then again, like most Women who walk down your high street, she's also unobtainable to you so. . . stick to whacking off over your Mom as, she's the closest you'll get to a real Woman 🤭
 

ianmoone332000

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Seeing as we're being honest: She's hotter than your Mom but then again, like most Women who walk down your high street, she's also unobtainable to you so. . . stick to whacking off over your Mom as, she's the closest you'll get to a real Woman 🤭
Fuck up Bobby the whole board knows your hobby is dressing up as snow white so you can stick your tongue up all the dwarfs filthy assholes
 

Bobby.

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Fuck up Bobby the whole board knows your hobby is dressing up as snow white so you can stick your tongue up all the dwarfs filthy assholes
I mis-read your username as: IAmNoOne332000 which is a shame as from what i hear, it'd be a lot more suitable & isn't as harsh as: FailedAbortion :sneaky:

p.s Snow White & her Dwarves are fictional - a bit like when your parents told you they "Made you with love" (Spoiler: It was rape)
 

ianmoone332000

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I mis-read your username as: IAmNoOne332000 which is a shame as from what i hear, it'd be a lot more suitable & isn't as harsh as: FailedAbortion :sneaky:

p.s Snow White & her Dwarves are fictional - a bit like when your parents told you they "Made you with love" (Spoiler: It was rape)
Hey at least you got the anagram of my name il give you that. Tut, and everyone says kids who are the result of family inbreeding are dumb fucks. Well done you for trying to prove them wrong. Your father/uncle and mother/auntie will be so proud of you. They did try and make a little sister for you to marry when yous got older but sadly your mum was so fat when they tried to have sex your dad burnt his hairy ass on the lightbulb resulting in him going into a psycho rage. He smashed up your farm, slaughtering the pig you've been shagging for the last 5 years as well smashing up your PS2 which you believe is still the most powerful console in 2022. At least he decapitated uncle Hebert who had been bumming you since you were a young mutant. You much preferred the pig i mentioned earlier cause it has a bigger and far smellier cock. Setup a gofundme called "Humpback mutant family swamp revamp" and maybe some of the board will donate
 

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