Miss Lexi - Jane

[jlp]

Nickname

Miss Lexi

Name

Jane Speight

Location

Warwickshire

Twitter URL

https://twitter.com/jane_speight

 

[jlp]

 

[Sheffield9in]

no thanks

 

[jlp]

no thanks

Are you gay mate?

 

[Sheffield9in]

Are you gay mate?

No mate I have standards

 

[jlp]

No mate I have standards

If she walked up to naked and covered in baby oil, you wouldn't kick it out of bed!

 

[Bobby.]

If she walked up to naked and covered in baby oil, you wouldn't kick it out of bed!

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If she walked up to ME naked & covered in baby oil? I'd want to know:

• Are you Jane Speight from Warwickshire?
• How did you get in my house? It's supposed to be alarmed!
• Why have you wasted all my baby oil? It's not cheap!!
• Bed? I don't think so young, naked, oily Lady - It'll ruin the bed sheets!!!


p.s In all honesty though @jlp anyone who uses a site like this on a daily basis is NEVER going to be approached by any of the many Women featured within it's pages, naked, covered in baby oil & want to take them to bed. . . FACT!!!

 

[jlp]

If she walked up to ME naked & covered in baby oil? I'd want to know:

• Are you Jane Speight from Warwickshire?
• How did you get in my house? It's supposed to be alarmed!
• Why have you wasted all my baby oil? It's not cheap!!
• Bed? I don't think so young, naked, oily Lady - It'll ruin the bed sheets!!!


p.s In all honesty though @jlp anyone who uses a site like this on a daily basis is NEVER going to be approached by any of the many Women featured within it's pages, naked, covered in baby oil & want to take them to bed. . . FACT!!!

We're not hoping for it to happen mate. Just saying if it did happen. That's all.

 

[Bobby.]

We're not hoping for it to happen mate. Just saying if it did happen. That's all.

You & others clearly DO hope for something like this to happen, possibly each & every day. . . Just saying it never will, mate.

 

[jlp]

You & others clearly DO hope for something like this to happen, possibly each & every day. . . Just saying it never will, mate.

It already has happened to me mate. She came straight out of the bathroom. That's why I gave that as an example. Seems like the only person it'll never happen to is you!! All you need is a girlfriend and you simply ask.

 

[Bobby.]

It already has happened to me mate. She came straight out of the bathroom. That's why I gave that as an example. Seems like the only person it'll never happen to is you!! All you need is a girlfriend and you simply ask.

I imagine in your own mind it did (or could happen) As for me? I already have a girlfriend & Fiancé (not separately) of 7 years & so don't depend on hope or my imagination for such things. Anyways, sweet dreaming. . .

 

[jlp]

I imagine in your own mind it did (or could happen) As for me? I already have a girlfriend & Fiancé (not separately) of 7 years & so don't depend on hope or my imagination for such things. Anyways, sweet dreaming. . .

Things are so good your a member on here

 

[Bobby.]

Things are so good your a member on here

Yes but unlike you, i don't post pretty much daily on multiple threads, requesting nudes* etc. In fact, the reason i was brought here today was due to YOU posting a request in a thread i posted months back so. . . Jokes on you dreamer

*I know this as i've checked your profile*

 

[Bobby.]

p.s Another thing - Your spelling & punctuation is a atrocious!!

• Your - Possessive ie owned by
• You're - Contraction ie a combination of You & Are

I could go on but won't. Basically, don't step up to a fight with a keyboard in one hand & your cock in the other as, you'll never, ever win - Especially if it's me you're against!!

 

[jlp]

Yes but unlike you, i don't post pretty much daily on multiple threads, requesting nudes* etc. In fact, the reason i was brought here today was due to YOU posting a request in a thread i posted months back so. . . Jokes on you dreamer

*I know this as i've checked your profile*

My fault your here then mate. Okay ok!!

 

[Bobby.]

My fault your here then mate. Okay ok!!

It's YOU'RE!!!!! - i take it that not only can you not write but reading is also an issue. . .

 

[jlp]

p.s Another thing - Your spelling & punctuation is a atrocious!!

• Your - Possessive ie owned by
• You're - Contraction ie a combination of You & Are

I could go on but won't. Basically, don't step up to a fight with a keyboard in one hand & your cock in the other as, you'll never, ever win - Especially if it's me you're against!!

I change the way I right to fool bots and crawlers. Go it, write? U knew that though.

 

[Bobby.]

I change the way I right to fool bots and crawlers. Go it, write? U knew that though.

The only person you're fooling is yourself. . . now, go get busy begging photos of Women you'll never get & maybe find a dictionary + a life while you're at it.

 

[jlp]

The only person you're fooling is yourself. . . now, go get busy begging photos of Women you'll never get & maybe find a dictionary + a life while you're at it.

You'll join me seeing as you are here then

 

[nelis_m]

is there any more ?